Riding in the car today after some back to school shopping at the mall.

Choppy “Mom how come you never wear a bikini?”

Me “I don’t know honey, probably because I think I am a little old for a bikini.”

Choppy “What?”

Fiona (talking extra loud due to the iPod playing in her ears) “She said she’s too old and besides Choppy, don’t you know that only reallllllyyyyyy skinny people wear bikinis?”

Gee thanks.